..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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