he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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