i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize