Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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