Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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