Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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