Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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