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say what?
wanna hang out?
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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