you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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