I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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