I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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