You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
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she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
We got so high we made milksteak
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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