you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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