You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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