he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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