S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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