Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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