Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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