Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
