ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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