Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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