vagina is talking i cant
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
