this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i came on her dog
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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