I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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