Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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