If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
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We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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