dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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