and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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