I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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