i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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