i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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