It's Friday. Sex?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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