Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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