you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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