Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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