Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
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Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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