Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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