Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Randomize
