when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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