i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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