Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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