i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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