Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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