So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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