We're like a lot better than the average bears
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
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A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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