I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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