I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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