i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
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I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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