Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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