You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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