ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
