Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?