i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
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You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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