I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
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i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize